Posted in February 2012

Free South Texas Medical Consultation!

Free South Texas Medical Consultation!

So, you don’t feel well and you live in South Texas? Well, kind reader, there’s no need to look any further — I have the answer to your sicky woes. With today’s technology (along with my incredible insightfulness (which Computer tells me isn’t a word but I’m going to go with it anyway)), there is … Continue reading

On Internet Validation

On Internet Validation

Personal validation – it’s an important thing. As much as you may like to say that you aren’t affected by what people think, you really are. Oh sure, keep your mask of indifference on in public, but you can go ahead and nod your head yes while reading this post privately, with maybe one single … Continue reading

Why Do I Keep Doing This To Myself

Why Do I Keep Doing This To Myself

So far, it’s been a regular day, wrapping up with some grocery shopping. Everything was going well until I started walking to my car… and I saw Her. She gave me that fake smile and I knew it was all over — something was going down. They’re nothing but little monsters. They wait until you’re … Continue reading

Lies I Told Myself At Lunch Today

Lies I Told Myself At Lunch Today

– Pre-meal chips and salsa don’t count as food or calories, because they’re before the meal. When the real food goes into my belly, it wipes away any trace of the food before it, like a squeegee. Therefore, the nutritional content (or lack thereof) of an appetizer is a non-issue. – It’s ok if I … Continue reading