Posted in March 2012

The Day Marc Summers Was Mad at Me

The Day Marc Summers Was Mad at Me

In the age of the internet, most of us have been bred to doubt. Doubt everything. The more you internet, the more you doubt. With my heavy web-use, that makes me a Grade A Professional Doubter. So, when “Marc Summers” replied to a random tweet I posted, of course I thought “ok, whatever, dude.” Sure, … Continue reading

SXSW Wrap-up

SXSW Wrap-up

Oh, the best laid plans… I had such a tight schedule worked out for SXSW. Party RSVPs were sent, light transportation plans were made (and then backups were made of those), and my bag was packed with Clif Bars, extra batteries for my phone, and allergy meds. Well, as I should have expected, my plans … Continue reading

SXSW-bound

SXSW-bound

Soon, I’ll be heading north to Austin to participate in the frothy music-orgy that is SXSW. I’ve been mentally preparing myself to face the hordes of hipsters — more than the usual that I face during my trips to Austin. In addition to the dealing with my personal terror of going to all the same … Continue reading

Things from the Internets, 3/2

Things from the Internets, 3/2

Here’s some leftover internet crap I had lying around and don’t need anymore. Enjoy! – Baby Yoga… it’s not as soothing as you think it’d be. Actually, it’s quite terrifying. – Homemade hot dogs being eaten by a cat wearing a hot dog costume. Wardrobe change halfway through because that’s how you stay classy. – … Continue reading

Meeting Parental Expectations

Meeting Parental Expectations

Last weekend, I was fortunate enough to sneak my way into a fancy meal at new San Antonio restaurant Bliss. Luckily, I was able to trick myself into thinking I was independently wealthy, allowing me to enjoy the meal instead of thinking “HOLY SHIT THIS IS COSTING ME *HOW* MUCH?!?” (The brain is a stupid … Continue reading