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Attacked In My Own Home

Attacked In My Own Home

I’m not really afraid of bugs. I’ve never really been a huge FAN of them, but I just kind of assume the larger bugs eat the smaller ones, which in turn keeps the bug population down near my house, so I generally let them be (which is why I let the wasp nest near my … Continue reading

How to Not Be an Anti-Dentite

How to Not Be an Anti-Dentite

About 5 months ago, I got a postcard in the mail letting me know it was time for my next appointment at the dentist’s office… so today, 5 months later, I strolled into the dentist’s office.   I love my dentist. He’s the father of an old friend, so I’ve known him forever and trust him … Continue reading

Regrets

List of things I probably should have brought to Kentucky: 1. A coat 2. Probably another coat. 3. … Coats.

Meeting Parental Expectations

Meeting Parental Expectations

Last weekend, I was fortunate enough to sneak my way into a fancy meal at new San Antonio restaurant Bliss. Luckily, I was able to trick myself into thinking I was independently wealthy, allowing me to enjoy the meal instead of thinking “HOLY SHIT THIS IS COSTING ME *HOW* MUCH?!?” (The brain is a stupid … Continue reading

Free South Texas Medical Consultation!

Free South Texas Medical Consultation!

So, you don’t feel well and you live in South Texas? Well, kind reader, there’s no need to look any further — I have the answer to your sicky woes. With today’s technology (along with my incredible insightfulness (which Computer tells me isn’t a word but I’m going to go with it anyway)), there is … Continue reading

Resolutions 2012

Resolutions 2012

My 2012 Resolutions: 1. No. None. New Year Resolutions — people make them every year, making their lists then trying really hard at losing weight, eating healthier, drinking less, spending less money, then generally forgetting that it was all a thing by March. So, why even do it? I’m not saying that you shouldn’t try … Continue reading

One Year*

One Year*

Today is the first day of the rest of your lives… and I mean actual countable days – 364 to be exact. As you may or may not know, the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. On that fateful day, the Mayans are going to get us. Yes. GET. US. It’s normal … Continue reading

Things To Look Forward To

Next week I’ll be visiting my dear friend Anne, who is hilarious and wonderful, and has apparently passed that down to her adorable children (sidenote: I do not usually think children are adorable and wonderful, but these kids really are. Seriously. Look.) Anne called me last night to discuss all the important things we’d be … Continue reading

Perks

Recently, an awesome link came to me through my google reader. Mashable compiled a graphic of the perks of working at THE Silicon Valley tech companies (Google, Twitter, Facebook, etc). It is uh-mazing. They have tons of activities/amenities (rock climbing, massages, ping pong, Razr scooters for use in the office, Rock Band, yoga, dry cleaners, … Continue reading

Things You Probably Forgot About

• Repossessed – Linda Blair and Leslie Nielsen perform in the roles of their careers. Rating a stunning 4.3/10 stars on IMDB, Repossessed has proven to be a film for the ages. By what I remember from watching it nonstop from when I was around 11 to 14 years old, this was a great movie. … Continue reading