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Lunchtime Sing-a-long

Lunchtime Sing-a-long

A friend at work forwarded me the below email that I had sent her almost a year ago. It reminds me how much I love baked potatoes, and also how good I am at writing songs. From: Breanne S Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:38 AM To: Melissa E Subject: ooooh whoooooa I just wrote … Continue reading

Attacked In My Own Home

Attacked In My Own Home

I’m not really afraid of bugs. I’ve never really been a huge FAN of them, but I just kind of assume the larger bugs eat the smaller ones, which in turn keeps the bug population down near my house, so I generally let them be (which is why I let the wasp nest near my … Continue reading

Things from the Internets, 3/2

Things from the Internets, 3/2

Here’s some leftover internet crap I had lying around and don’t need anymore. Enjoy! – Baby Yoga… it’s not as soothing as you think it’d be. Actually, it’s quite terrifying. – Homemade hot dogs being eaten by a cat wearing a hot dog costume. Wardrobe change halfway through because that’s how you stay classy. – … Continue reading

Meeting Parental Expectations

Meeting Parental Expectations

Last weekend, I was fortunate enough to sneak my way into a fancy meal at new San Antonio restaurant Bliss. Luckily, I was able to trick myself into thinking I was independently wealthy, allowing me to enjoy the meal instead of thinking “HOLY SHIT THIS IS COSTING ME *HOW* MUCH?!?” (The brain is a stupid … Continue reading

One Year*

One Year*

Today is the first day of the rest of your lives… and I mean actual countable days – 364 to be exact. As you may or may not know, the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. On that fateful day, the Mayans are going to get us. Yes. GET. US. It’s normal … Continue reading

Things I Learned at the Gym

Things I Learned at the Gym

I started going to Lifetime Fitness gym a few weeks ago. I haven’t been a member of a gym for a while, as I am naturally a lazy person and don’t really like to do too many things that require too much moving. If I were an animal, I’d probably be some sort of bird … Continue reading