• Hey Apple – You’re not the boss of freakin’ everything. Just because you made a phone that’s rectangular and thin and has a button doesn’t mean that other people can’t do the same. Just because your ipad is thin with a large flat screen doesn’t mean that other people can’t make one that shape … Continue reading
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Things from the Internets, 8/23
• Of all the things on the internet that you missed today, this was one of them. Have you ever seen beetles make a rat disappear? It’s like magic, but with less illusions and more chewing/eating. Thanks for allowing me to add this to my imagination-arsenal, science! • I’ve been trying to ignore the Courtney … Continue reading
evaluate me. please.
Hey guys. First, thanks for reading. Last I checked there were at least 11 people that read this mess regularly. Second-of-ly, I would be very happy if anyone would comment, like, on anything. Ever. Constructive criticism is my favorite thing, second only to undying praise. So, either one is great, or somewhere in between. If … Continue reading
Things from the Internets, 8/22
• BREAKING NEWS: Maru has a raincoat. It’s pretty cute. Note to self, buy raincoat for my cat, make her wear it if it ever rains in Texas again. • If you’re reading this at work, it’s ok. Web surfing HELPS you work. It’s about science – just tell your boss that while you’re getting … Continue reading
Nicknames at the Office
INT. BOX FACTORY – DAY PRODUCTION MGR – hands Breanne a camera Hey. BREANNE Hey T-Bone. PRODUCTION MGR Why do you keep calling me that? BREANNE It’s my new nickname for you. Do you like it? PRODUCTION MGR No, I don’t. Can you please email me the photos on that camera? BREANNE Not until you … Continue reading
Words of Wisdom from Mom
INT. BOX FACTORY – DAY Breanne is sitting at her desk, drawing boxes. The phone rings, she answers. BREANNE Y’ello. MOM Hi. You know, $25 is too much to pay for hair feathers. (today, one of the “deal of the day” sites featured a hair salon that would put feathers into your hair for the … Continue reading
Things from the Internets, 8/15
• Drowning in an elevator. Add this to my list of irrational fears, such as plummeting my car off a bridge into a lot of water (there are very few places that could happen here), being buried alive (won’t happen, as I’ll require a bell above ground connected to a string tied to my finger), … Continue reading
Kinda Musical Monday
I freakin’ love cover bands. Whether they perform the song to the same pace and musical details to which it was originally written or whether the cover artist puts a new spin on it, it’s all a delight to me. I found a link to a new cover album today… a Muppets cover album called … Continue reading
Things from the Internets 8/12
During a typical day, I see about 3/4 of the whole internet. The 1/4 that I DON’T see consists of pictures of babies and children that people post on facebook. Oh, and the porn parts. I don’t have those on an RSS feed… yet. Anyway, of these millions of things I see on the internet … Continue reading
Potty Mouth
I have a canvas tote that I carry to work every day. It has a slogan on it, “Not Penny’s Tote,” which is a reference to LOST (referring to “not Penny’s boat,” which matters to you not at all if you never watched the show). As I was leaving the office yesterday, my boss stopped … Continue reading
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